If you find this amusing, we'll send you 50$ US* 

DEAD UNION a horrific tale of a fat-ass vocalist who digs up two half-decayed members of rhythm section and 
alongside with his hunchbacked assistant, forms a nu-metal band...Y-rated!

BASTARDS OF THE UNIONVERSE  saga of fantasy, strength, honor and glory!
Four main epic characters gifted with super-powers fight the dark side. A must see!

Neither Washington nor Mosque!!!

INFO-FACT Did you know that every member of RED UNION has an amusing defect? OK, Left to Right:

DASKO (Vocals) is able to perform a self-taught belly dance. It is as exotic as any other oriental belly dance plus you get to see interesting stuff he pulls out of belly-button after hard day's work or a gig. He can also bend his thumbs in  very unusual  way. A must see...

LJUBA (Bass) has albino spots. As if that wasn't ugly enough, he found ways to turn his belly-button inside out. For those with a stronger stomach...

NENAD (Guitars) has no ass! 

CHIATTO (Drums) NOW WE'RE TALKING!!! Besides his unbelievable body odor, this human like beast is capable of precise letter counting. Tell him a sentence, a excerpt from a book or sing him a song and just few seconds later you'll get 102% correct letter count. Works only in Serbian (for the time being). Russian scientists took him for a research as a kid but he was sent back because no military potential was found. However they preserved one of his t-shirts in which he was playing football. Cold war is over -my ass...

APPEAL

As world-famous alcohol researchers, we are in the constant need of funding...so if you meet one of our volunteers, make sure you give him some funds or a sample of the stuff we usually research. Also, more street-team members wanted, for honest and thorough alcohol research projects. One must be able to research for a long period of time, using his/hers own funding (with occasional scholarships from the RED UNION ALCOHOL RESEARCH INSTITUTE).   

*RED UNION holds the right not to send you anything.